Monday, April 11, 2011

Awesome Bear Quotes

On me wanting to be a pirate:
Me: I could get a little sailboat and sail around Lake Hodges fishing and shouting obscenities at people brandishing a wooden sword and a capgun

Papa: If you were a real pirate you would steal their fish and gear and maroon them



On my oven locking itself shut after self clean mode:

Papa: I'm sure there's an over ride for that

Me: How often am I really gonna need to break into my oven?

Papa: Just because

Me: So we should all know how to break into things "just because"?

Papa: That's correct

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