Me: Did you catch any of the Royal Wedding? The priest that marries them has a serious lisp
Bear: And he doesn't even get to kiss the bride til later how gay is that
Friday, April 29, 2011
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Sunday, April 17, 2011
Bear is not an ass
Recently Bear has had some concerns about being made to look like an ass. On behalf of all of Bear's delightfully smartassed children, I would like to say that Bear is not an ass.
Bear is a very kind and gentle creature, and the best Dad ever. Bear's children all speak fluent sarcasm, and have a great sense of humor.
This collection of gems Bear has said are not meant to make him look like an ass, but rather highlight some of the funnier things that have come out of his mouth.
Bear is a very kind and gentle creature, and the best Dad ever. Bear's children all speak fluent sarcasm, and have a great sense of humor.
This collection of gems Bear has said are not meant to make him look like an ass, but rather highlight some of the funnier things that have come out of his mouth.
Bear on Random Quotes/Counting Cards
Bear: Yo momma what homie?
Me: Hahahaha Totally going on your blog...
Bear: Whatever. And then?
Me: No and then
Bear: Why not and then
Me: Because I said
Bear: Well excuuuuse meeee. Smells like a pork product in here
Me: Are you attempting to quote Wayne's World?
Bear: Who sir, me sir, no sir not I sir
Me: What the hell is that?
Bear: Mr England's 7th grade English class
Me: Wow...
Bear: It was a group thing and you went around the room til somebody messed up or gave the wrong number. Helps u learn to count cards
Me: You learned card counting in English class? Hahahahahaha
Me: Hahahaha Totally going on your blog...
Bear: Whatever. And then?
Me: No and then
Bear: Why not and then
Me: Because I said
Bear: Well excuuuuse meeee. Smells like a pork product in here
Me: Are you attempting to quote Wayne's World?
Bear: Who sir, me sir, no sir not I sir
Me: What the hell is that?
Bear: Mr England's 7th grade English class
Me: Wow...
Bear: It was a group thing and you went around the room til somebody messed up or gave the wrong number. Helps u learn to count cards
Me: You learned card counting in English class? Hahahahahaha
Bear the food critic
Notes about this gem:
A- Bear is not aware that he is being filmed
B- Bear and I differ a bit (ahem, a LOT), about what we would like to see on our plate when we eat at a restaurant. The details of how I sparked this rant about steak escape me, however, it has made me laugh each of the 120394892 times I have watched it.
A- Bear is not aware that he is being filmed
B- Bear and I differ a bit (ahem, a LOT), about what we would like to see on our plate when we eat at a restaurant. The details of how I sparked this rant about steak escape me, however, it has made me laugh each of the 120394892 times I have watched it.
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Bear in Seattle
We had been down to the market, and walked up ONE very steep hill.
Bear: Ok, so where around here can we get something "normal" to eat?
Me: What do you mean?
Bear: You know, american food. A burger and fries.
Me: Oh, the Cheesecake Factory is just a few more blocks away. We can go there.
Bear: okkkaaayyy, so are these normal streets, or 5 more effin steep hills?
Me: uhhhm.....
Bear: yeah, thanks but no thanks.
Bear: Ok, so where around here can we get something "normal" to eat?
Me: What do you mean?
Bear: You know, american food. A burger and fries.
Me: Oh, the Cheesecake Factory is just a few more blocks away. We can go there.
Bear: okkkaaayyy, so are these normal streets, or 5 more effin steep hills?
Me: uhhhm.....
Bear: yeah, thanks but no thanks.
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