Bear in Seattle

We had been down to the market, and walked up ONE very steep hill.

Bear: Ok, so where around here can we get something "normal" to eat?

Me: What do you mean?

Bear: You know, american food. A burger and fries.

Me: Oh, the Cheesecake Factory is just a few more blocks away. We can go there.

Bear: okkkaaayyy, so are these normal streets, or 5 more effin steep hills?

Me: uhhhm.....

Bear: yeah, thanks but no thanks.

Bear goes Camping