Bear is "never sick"....8 times a year...

Bear likes to say he's never sick.  But it's not true.  At least, it hasn't been for 10 years.   Here's what a text from a "Never Sick" Bear looks like.

Bear (on cancelling his b-day lunch because he was sick)

Bear: Hey sorry about today still feel like crap hope ur doing better
Me:  It's okay, I'm sore and tired too!!  Hope you feel better quick!
Bear: I'm never sick
Me:  LOL!!  I know.  Happy Birthday from the Universe.  HAHAHA
Bear:  It's happy birthday from some bug

Bear vs. the Medical Community

Me:  PT is helping, but the nerve testing set me back a month.
Bear:  I remember when I got that done wasn't fun
Me:  Yeah, it sucks.  I cried the entire time.  Should NOT have gone alone :(
Bear:   They had me flopping like a lobster